So we were eating dinner and my oldest son was being a smart aleck. I told him, "I ought to smack you!" It was very quiet at the table and all the kids were looking at Ian, waiting to see what would happen. Leave it to Micah to makes us laugh. He said in a quiet voice, "Yeah! Right on your butt cheek!"
We all laughed for a long time. Morgan even shot her drink out her nose.